Glee Quotes

Brittany: I made him a card that said ‘heart attacks are just from loving too much.’

Kurt: [God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it’s a choice, as if I’d choose to be mocked every day of my life.

Finn: They choose totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?

Kurt: I appreciate your thoughts, but I don’t want your prayers.

Sue: If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.

Brittany: I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in…

Finn: Her boobs aren’t that great, but they’re still girl boobs and I’d still like to touch them.

Puck: I don’t like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else’s style… I see God every time I make out with a chick.

Brittany: Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.