Glee Quotes

Kurt: Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

Finn: When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

Finn: I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Carl: I’m gonna put you under a little general anesthesia. You won’t feel a thing. Brittany: Like roofies? Carl: Yea, totally.

Brittany: I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most…

Santana: Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish…

Sue: Don’t let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to…

Brittany: Next week, I’m gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.

Sue: You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue: It’s a Britney Spears sex riot!