Glee Quotes

Figgins: Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.

Emma: You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.

Rachel: The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we’re both losers.

Artie: Every day, Tina and Mike’s Asian fusion grows stronger.

Sue: I’m secretly hoping it’s a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.

Finn: They’re personifying you. Rachel: Objecting.

Finn: I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.

Rachel: I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.

Kurt: This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Brittany: I’m more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.