Glee Quotes

Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore? Rachel: I kinda like it. I don’t have to fantasize about what song…

Brittany: Please don’t pull out all my teeth. I’ll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.

Brittany: This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany: I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.

Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I’ve ever seen? Carl: I get that all the time. Santana: You can drill me any time.

Brittany: I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.

Finn: How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They’re like a hundred miles apart.

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is? Brittany: He discovered America.

Carl: I love that look of instant panic each time I try to change your routine.

Coach Beiste: I’m the captain of the U.S.S. Kick Ass – not the U.S.S. Back Talk.