Glee Quotes

Sue: Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school’s a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not…

Brittany: People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers.

Jacob (to Will): Did you know there’s a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?

Sue: The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington…

Brittany: Coach Beiste didn’t touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.

Sue: Boobs McGee, you’re demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will keep everyone safe from…

Sue: A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn’t have the self-esteem to be my head…

Sue: I don’t need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.

Beiste: Everyone told me that Sue was the school bully and you were really nice. Guess they got that half right.

Mercedes: Is that a men’s sweater? Kurt: Fashion has no gender.