Glee Quotes

Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there? Sam: I don’t know. I’ve never had balls in my mouth. Have you?

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer. Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

Artie: They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.

Rachel: We need chorus glee club members, people to stand behind me with wet eyes while I sing solos.

Sue: Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

Coach Beiste: You’re all coffee and no omelet. Sue: That doesn’t make any sense.

Sue: You make not trying to destroy glee club easy because you’re doing such a bang-up job yourself.

Kurt: Here’s a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

Santana: My eyes are up here, Jew fro.

Finn: Rachel is what you’d call a controlist. Rachel: I’m controlling. Controlist isn’t a word.