Glee Quotes

Sue: Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they…

Sue: One girl ate a pigeon. That’s how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Will: Inside, you’re a really good person. I appreciate what you’re doing for these kids. I won’t forget it. Sue: I’m seriously gonna…

Sue: I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a…

Sue: It’s as barren as me in here.

Rachel: We don’t care what the judges say: we won. Because we had you as a teacher.

Will: I love you, Emma. And you love me. Dentist or no, this thing isn’t over between us.

Quinn: Did you love me? Puck: Yes. Especially now.

Sue: From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!

Sue: Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I’m an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!