Glee Quotes

Olivia Newton-John: Brunettes have no place in show business.

Josh Groban: One, are you single? Two, how about those New Directions?

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Rachel: Break a leg. Finn: I love you.

Will: Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?

Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we’re not in glee club together. Puck: She has a point.

Quinn: I’m the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow. Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Sue: Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on…

Sue: I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.

Sue: Will I’m not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.