Glee Quotes

Sue: I’m all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning’s all about.

Rachel: Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother’s of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.

Rachel: Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people’s dreams. Finn: Yeah that’s what Mr. Shu said.

Mr Harrison: Where’s my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?

Puck: You’re not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?

Sue: Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can’t have that.

Kurt: I’m so depressed I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week.

Sue: And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Quinn (on regrets): Thinking “trust me” was a sensible birth control option.