Glee Quotes

Sue: You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair…

Sue: I want it to look like Elvis’ gold record room at Graceland, except I’ll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.

Artie: They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they’ve got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.

Puck: While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it’s not great for a baby girl.

Kurt: What is your problem? It’s just a moist towelette!

Finn: We live in Ohio, not New York… or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren’t fried.

Shelby: Boys, I don’t wanna hear about chafing just because you’re wearing metal underwear. Not my problem.

Brittany: You look terrible. I look awesome.

Rachel: My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.

Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It’s a girl. Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.