Glee Quotes

Rachel: When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn’t know if I was sad or…

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners. Brittany: It’s true.

Tina: I know who I am and I’m not allowed to show it. It’s like Communism.

Tina: My mom won’t even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

Figgins: American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.

Artie: I’m never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.

Bryan: Should I lock the door? Sue: No, I’ve got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex? Sue: The only kind I know.

Rachel: I came in first place. Jesse: You were eight months old. Rachel: I was very musically verbal.

Tina: If you can imagine it, it can come true.