Glee Quotes

Will: Glee club… it’s about expressing yourself to yourself.

Rachel: Do you wanna hear my research that proves my mother is Bernadette Peters?

Bryan: You cant feed a child sheet music, Will. I suppose you could, but they’d be dead in a month.

Artie: I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.

Jesse: You singing Don’t Cry for Me Argentina in front of a sold out crowd isn’t a fantasy. It’s an inevitability.

Bryan: Show biz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.

Bryan: Dont make that face. Global warming is a theory.

Sue: I’ll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.

Sue: Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection. Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?