Glee Quotes

Kurt: I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

Brittany: Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Kurt: I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

Brittany: You’re pretty much the only guy in this school I haven’t made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I…

Rachel: I’m like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

Quinn: At least I don’t have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.

Sue: I’m gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.

Sue: So you like show tunes. It doesn’t mean you’re gay. It just means you’re awful.

Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad. Mercedes: Seriously? That’s what you came up with?

Will: The glee club has lost its voice. It’s time for us to get it back.