Glee Quotes

Puck: I’m a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die. Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You’re top 40. I’m rhythm and blues.

Puck: I did some research, blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other.

Santana: Don’t know if it’s the missing mohawk or the whining, but I’m not turned on at all right now.

Puck: I feel like that guy who lost all his hair, then lost all his hair. Santana : Samson? Puck : Agassi.

Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]: Who is that guy?

Puck: get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can’t remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck: What’s the point in living when I suck so much?

Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus’ “The Climb” because it’s about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is…

Sue: I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby’s ass.

Quinn: You’re a really good teacher, even if everyone is calling you a man whore.