Glee Quotes

Will: It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Brenda: I’m an alcoholic and I like pills. I hear that’s your type. Let’s go in the closet and pork!

Sue: Some people like to film themselves getting physical with their partner. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my…

Artie: We have to do what we’ve been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel’s personality.

Brittany: I don’t know how to turn on a computer.

Mercedes: Why does everyone assume I’m angry all the time? It’s called being sassy.

Artie: I’m kind of getting cold feet. Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

Emma: You’re a slut, Will. You’re a slut, you’re a slut. Everyone should know that.

Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew. Rachel: I’m ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let’s keep…

Sue: I bribed Will Schuester’s landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.