Glee Quotes

Quinn: I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I’m carrying now,…

Sue: Get out of my office… if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

Will: I’m thinking about leaving my wife. Sue: Well, I didn’t see that one coming at all.

Sue: What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I’d still have to go to trial. I’d still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue: You’re too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.

Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk. Sue: I’ve got nothing to say to you, preggo.

Sue: All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.

Will: I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself. Terri: This marriage works because you don’t feel good about yourself!

Mercedes: As soon as I get my record deal, I’m not speaking to any of you.