Glee Quotes

Rachel: People just don’t like me. Finn: You might wanna work on that.

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.

Puck: You’re a punk who doesn’t deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.

Sue: I’m about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue: [Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.

Rachel: Maybe one of these days you’ll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.

Kurt: We all know I’m more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

Kurt: I’m full of ennui.

Kurt’s dad: You sing like a girl. In a good way.

Quinn: I don’t care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it’s Finn’s. Puck: It would be pretty awesome if…