Glee Quotes

Artie [to Rachel]: You’re irritating. But don’t take that personally.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo. Will: Kurt, there’s a high F for it. Kurt: That’s well within my range.

Finn: I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

Mercedes: Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.

Rachel [on Defying Gravity]: It’s my go-to shower song. It’s also my ring tone.

Kurt: I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt: Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we’re,…

Finn: I don’t think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.

Rod: I can’t be caged in, Sue. That’s why I got my tiger tattoo.