Glee Quotes

Puck: Know what the worst part is? It’s not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It’s the humiliation.

Will: Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.

Sue: What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.

Sue: You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.

Sue: I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.

Rachel: Your arms are lovely. But I just don’t see us working out.

Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.

Puck: Wanna make out? Rachel: Sure!

Quinn: When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.

Puck: I don’t really groove on Young MC.