Glee Quotes

Ken: I want the Thong Song. I was something I can shake my money maker to.

Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified. Ken: What can I say? I’m a…

Mercedes: The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.

Puck: It’s my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.

Will: Who’s to say everything I do is 100% on the ball? Sue: No one would say that.

Sue: I can’t stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it’s from physical exhaustion.

Rachel: Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.

Will: I can’t do a song with three people. Sue: Not with that attitude.

Sue: So, you’re last name is Puckerman, huh? Puck: Shalom!

Quinn: I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends. Just don’t do it with [Rachel].