Glee Quotes

Ryder: [to Jake] Chicks dig hot guys who are willing to get naked for a calendar, but what they’re really looking for is a guy who will…

Artie: [to Finn] It’s not just girls who have body issues. Sometimes guys aren’t cool showing off their bodies either.

Kurt: [to Rachel] I don’t get it. A year ago you were all plaid skirts and ‘do you think Finn likes me?’ And now you’re Slutty Barbie…

Kurt: Rachel is a serious actress, Brody. She doesn’t do nudity. Brody: As performers, that’s a question that we’re all gonna have to…

Kurt: [to Rachel] Your boyfriend’s bare ass is on one of my vintage flea market chairs.

Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse…

Finn: Sue Sylvester, you can suck a hot one because you are a hypocrite.

Sam: Rule number one–manscape! Nobody wants to see those random nipple pubes or even worse, a back that looks like Chewbacca’s ass. No…

Sam: It’s Bro-ga. Yoga for bros.

Tina: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort…