Glee Quotes

Emma: I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.

Shelby: Enjoy your enormous bowl of disgusting creamy pasta.

Artie: He’s never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.

Tina [to Mike]: When I see you dance, it’s why I fell in love with you.

Mercedes: Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

Mike: I got an A minus, Tina. Tina: You got an Asian F?

Marcus: You think Wonder Woman hugs the cheetah before the Amazonian smackdown?

Beiste: Ballet improves your coordination, it improves your IQ and it gets half the NFL on Dancing with the Stars.

Emma: Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?

Will: It’s not about doing your best anymore. It’s about doing better.