Glee Quotes

Mercedes: My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Quinn: First a few demands. I need thrift store couches under the bleachers. I’ve realized that after smoking all day it hurts to stand.

Shelby: First step to becoming an adult, stop punishing yourself for things you did when you were a child.

Artie: I really want to give you a standing ovation.

Brittany: I’m also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I’m starting to believe in my won magic.

Sue: I just got a text from Becky, replete with hilarious auto-corrects.

Sue [to Emma]: Are you still at freakishbonyginger@gmail?

Burt: You’re gay. You’re not like Rock Hudson gay. You’re really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic…

Rachel: I’m gonna be emotional defcon 1 until they release the results for the musical. So I’m gonna be more self-centered than usual.

Sugar: I need to catch up on My Strange Addiction episodes and your voice has this nasally quality I can only take so much of.