Glee Quotes

Kurt: I wanted toned down. Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.

Beiste [on Rachel]: She’s Jewish. But I think that helps with the whole Puerto Rican thing.

Puck: You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.

Puck: I haven’t had a drink since we talked. Except beer. And I did some research. Napoleon? Turns out not just a dessert. He was a real…

Will: You’re not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long do you plan on playing the victim card?

Kurt:I don’t know what to say. Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.

Brittany: We’re gonna call it Kurt Hummel’s bulging pink fun sack.

Sue: First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn’t it?

Figgins: I just ended our toilet paper shortage with this enormous check. Wipe away!

Artie: I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.