Glee Quotes

Emma: I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.

Mercedes: At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

Santana: I’m sure that Sam has been to the doctor’s office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions.

Santana: Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. I mean I wouldn’t know because…

Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job? Doctor: You’re sixteen right? That’s when I gave my daughters theirs. It’s like a right of…

Will: It’s booty camp time!

Will: What do you think of my taffy plan to raise money for Detroit Holly: I think its as terrible has the word Brainiac. Listen, you let…

Kurt: Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!

Santana: Also, I have a razor blade in my hair.

Sandy: You just got poked. Poked by the Pink Dagger.