Glee Quotes

Lauren: Puckerman, it’s your lucky day. Puck: You’re finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?

Sue: Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.

Brittany: I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Holly: Sex. It’s just like hugging. Only wetter.

Will: Right now, I’m the president of the Celibacy Club. Holly: That’s a waste of some fine man butt.

Will: I’m not following. Holly: It’s Jazzercise, Will. It really isn’t that hard.

Holly: I’m off to have CRAZY sex. Because I’m CRAZY informed about it. Kidding.

Holly [on abstinence] It’s like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions.

Emma: Celibacy, ladies! Dig it.

Emma: Celibacy is a viable option… for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.