Glee Quotes

Holly: So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And…

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot. Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody. Brittany: There’s so many words!

Holly: Mary Todd Lincoln in the house! My husband was probably gay and I’m bipolar which makes me yell about things like “That teacup is…

Santana: (Sam and Brittany prepare to kiss during Spin the bottle) Just a reminder, I owns that guppy mouth. Those Abercrombie lips…

Puck: It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.

Santana [to Rachel]: Hey dwarf, anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on To Catch A Predator?

Brittany: Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You’re not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what…

Rachel: Now class I want you to all go around and discuss what songs they like to hear me perform at sectionals. Santana: You know…

Santana: You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me!

Rachel: It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink!