Gossip Girl Quotes

Rachel Zoe: Zee! Joe Zee: Zoe!

Blair: Dorota, what’s going on with me? Dorota: You aren’t fighting with Mr. Chuck, so you are fighting with everyone else.

Chuck: The intricacies of our war games are too complex for a prole like you to fathom.

Blair: What part of J. Mendel did you not understand?

Blair: You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf’s is not a Best Western!

Colin: Fewer models and martinis, more flow charts and footnotes.

Lily: We all know you would have moved on to something more your speed eventually. A pretty girl like you can get the attention of a man…

Chuck: We’re holding on to the pain because it’s all we have left. We don’t have to. We have a choice.

Blair: I was blind! He was lying in wait for me just like he was in real life! Only it wasn’t. It was a woman, with long blond hair.

Gossip Girl: So if you want peace, always be prepared for war. XOXO, Gossip Girl