Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had.

Colin: To patience.

Blair: [to Chuck] If you’re here to deliver any further humiliation Dorota can sign for it.

Blair: Are you happy now that you’ve humiliated both of us? Chuck: It’s in your own bloody hands, Lady Macbeth.

Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey. Jenny: Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done. Dan: It’s what Blair and Chuck would have done.

Penelope: The Boom Boom Room is a private club and we’re having trouble with the door guy. Can you help? Blair: Penelope. This isn’t…

Chuck: Before you say anything I’m only calling because I saw Gossip Girl. I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance. Dan:…

Chuck: I heard Jenny was back. I wanted to speak with her. Dan: And say what? “I’m sorry for taking advantage of you and letting my…

Penelope: Nothing could be more entertaining than bottle blonde recon, but we’re still dying to know why you deported Jenny in the first…

Jenny: Blair, I’m just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he’ll write me a…