Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go sit with them. From what I hear badminton players know how to handle a shuttlecock.

Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking. Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name? Serena: Colin….

Blair: What have we here? Bed: unslept in. Hair in… missionary disarray. And yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it.

Dan: I don’t know if I can have this same conversation one more time.

Nate: [to Dan] Yeah, yeah. I missed you too … no hugs.

Serena: [to Colin] Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date’s shoes?

Chuck: [to Blair] Whatever you want, wherever you want it, I’m going to be there to take it away from you. I won’t stop until you have…

Chuck: [to Blair] Who knows my limits? I have nothing to lose, since you took away my future.

Juliet: What did you expect me to do? I had to protect myself. Vanessa: You’re right. You do.

Blair: If I have to, I’ll blackmail her for the position. Chuck: An illegal maid scandal, nobody’s cared about those in years. Blair: Oh,…