Gossip Girl Quotes

Nate: Do you remember when you used to make us watch your favorite movies over and over again? Like Tiffany’s, Holiday. You used to drive…

Blair: When did everything get so screwed up.

Blair: Maybe I should head up to the roof to make it a little more dramatic.

Gossip Girl: Baruch Atah ay Dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!

Blair: Can you make sure they don’t seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she’s a giraffe.

Blair: My mom and Cyrus are hosting Passover at my house. I thought first-borns were supposed to be spared.

Jenny: [to Chuck] The only human contact that you don’t pay for is the people in this house.

Lily: It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the…

Dan: Serena, we were together for a year and we didn’t make it to junior prom. You’re with this guy a month and you get married, so yeah,…

Blair: I’m one of the Chosen Ones. I was wandering the Bassian desert, and I’ve reached the Vanderbilt Promised Land.