Gossip Girl Quotes

Lily: [to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.

Eleanor: [to Blair] Waldorf women are not socialites!

Eleanor: I don’t even know how to say half the words in this prayer book named after Joe Lieberman’s wife.

Maureen: [to Blair] When it comes to these things, it takes a while to start to matter.

Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You just shot them down. Vanessa: Yeah, because most of them involved leaking the…

Vanessa: [to Nate, about Chuck] We’re not a couple, it’s just physical.

Gossip Girl: Cuidado España, here comes el problema.

Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed. Serena: Oh God.

Dan: All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.

Poppy: A girl like you should be on the arm of a designer at the Costume Institute ball one night and yachting around the Maldives next.