Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Don’t they know that without me, they’d never see the inside of a fashion tent? They’d be stuck behind the barricades with PETA!…

Chuck: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents’. Blair: Nate is only friends with you out of habit! The only person with fewer…

Chuck: Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy. Blair: And you know what you give to everybody else, Chuck? Misery. There’s…

Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I’d like to experience the world of Chuck Bass. Chuck: You’re lucky I’m bored….

Dan: I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things. Chuck: Are you gay?

Dan: I know… we don’t like each other. You think I’m a boring, sheltered nobody. Chuck: I don’t think of you.

Chuck: It’s like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey. My sister doesn’t dig…

Dan: You should put a bell on. Chuck: Kinky. I’ll think about it.

Blair: Are those Tory Burch’s last-season flats? Girl: … I got them on sale?

Blair: The Met steps are totally under construction.