Marry Me Quotes

Annie: Scooby why don’t you just take your time and decide who’s wedding you’ll be at, and we’ll roll with it because that’s what I’m…

Kevin 2: It’s not a bouquet. It’s an oversized boutonniere that has a handle so I can walk around like a princess. Kevin 1: Yeah my…

Gil: Law & Order’s not going to watch itself. Although I wouldn’t be surprised if it could because it’s that awesome.

Gil: So my place is getting fumigated ’cause I have fleas from that alley cat I fought. Kay: It was just a piece of chicken, man. You…

Kevin 1: You really don’t think things will change? Jake: Look man if they do, it’s only going to be for the better. Personally, it was…

Jake: I wish we were just allowed to say white Kevin and black Kevin. Are we? Kay: No. Jake: Racism.

Kevin 2: I can not believe you would commit to a death machine, but you’re not willing to commit to me. Kevin 1: Oh here we go again….

Annie: Okay, what are some other things the Flemish are known for? Gil: Well, we were one of the first people to cave to the Germans in…

Jake: You have to try the pancakes. You will be blown away by how terrible they are.

Gil: I am 120% Flemish. Jake: 120? Gil: We had a little bit of inbreeding going on. Annie: Why are you proud of that? Gil: Well, it’s…