Marry Me Quotes

Annie: And despite this minor power outage resulting in little more than… Jake: …You eating out of the trash like a raccoon. Annie:…

Jake: Not to mention tonight has gone off without a curse… hitch.

Jake: Wow babe, you are just like Oprah. You don’t have any kids of your own, but you tell everybody else what to do with theirs. Annie:…

Jake: That was impressive. How’d you know that would work? Annie: I don’t know, I just kinda felt it. When you said he loved me, I…

Jake: Do we some how just back into kidnapping this kid? I hope he doesn’t have any Liam Neeson types in his family.

Jake: Perfect costume Julie [dressed as a bumble bee]. You know, Annie and I are always talking about how you’re such a “b”. Julie: Well…

Annie: Some of my favorite [Halloween] memories were from when I was little and my dads did their haunted house. All the neighbors said…

Julie: So we’re having a planning/mandatory safety meeting, and I’m required by law to invite every tenant, regardless of their…

Dennah: Two years ago I went as a slutty nurse, and then last year I was a slutty judge, but this year I’m just gonna cut out the middle…

Jake: I’m engaged now. I gotta be fiancé-Jake. I gotta use French words like champagne and fiancé-Jake.