Marry Me Quotes

Annie: The war between wife and mother-in-law is a tale as old as Everybody Loves Raymond.

Fred: You know I don’t throw this word around a lot, mainly because it’s a little silly, but you are what we in the cheese community like…

Kay: You’re taking American cheese singles to a holiday dinner party? Was the last Thanksgiving you went to hosted by a Garbage Pail Kid?…

Annie: Jake, please. I really want to host this like Norman Rockwell-esque Thanksgiving where I come out and I’m holding the turkey like…

Gil: Hey, thanks for defending me back there. Dennah: Don’t mention it my lord. I mean seriously, don’t mention that we kissed or I’ll…

Kay: (To Liam after he falls) Easy Mr. Bean. We get it, you’re British.

Liam: (To Gil) You are a complete muppet! Dennah: Hey, nobody talks to Gil that way but us… and his ex wife… his parents… and neighbors……

Jake: Babe, I know it looks bad, but I am not unlocking my drawer so our friends can just riffle through my stuff. It’s private. Weren’t…

Annie: You were going to go your whole life avoiding soy just to keep the proposal a surprise? Jake: Well I love my edamame, but I love…

Annie: Wait Gil, you’re a doomsday prepper? Gil: We prefer survivalistas.