"Perfect Pairs"

On Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3, when the family realizes that the twins might help them with their to-do lists, they give Haley the day off.

"Snapped"

On Modern Family Season 11 Episode 2, Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before a reporter from an important women’s business magazine.

"New Kids on the Block"

On Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1, Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books while Manny tries to win back his ex-girlfriend.

"A Year of Birthdays"

On Modern Family Season 10 Episode 22, the impending birth of Haley and Dylan's twins has everyone looking back at how they celebrated their birthdays.

"Commencement"

On Modern Family Season 10 Episode 21, Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he is asked to take over the high-school graduation ceremony at the last minute.

"Can't Elope"

On Modern Family Season 10 Episode 20, Haley and Dylan’s plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn’t go as smoothly as they had hoped.

"Yes-Woman"

On Modern Family Season 10 Episode 19, Claire tries rebranding herself as someone who says “yes” and ends up approving of Luke’s new relationship.

"Stand By Your Man"

On Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18, Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go smoothly and Phil feels threatened by Bill.

"The Wild"

On Modern Family Season 10 Episode 17, Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle and the women plan Haley's baby shower.

"Red Alert"

On Modern Family Season 10 Episode 16, Cam and Mitch call in reinforcements when Lily reaches a womanly milestone they aren't prepared to handle.

Modern Family Quotes

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me