Claire walks in to grab Phil's butt, but it wasn't Phil. Phil is still teaching a class on real estate.

Luke is talking about dropping history. Claire has an issue from the Montroe Doctrine. She got a C in college on the paper and is still bitter about it. 

Cam, Mitch and Jay are having lunch at a club. There's a fund raiser at Lily's school. Cam's in it and Mitch isn't in it. 

Jay has been emailing with another woman parent. Mitch and Cam make a big deal about it like they're flirting. They wonder if Gloria knows about it.

Gloria insists on making Joe wear an eye patch.

Mitch and Cam are getting massages. Cam makes noises. Mitch can't stand it and he leaves.

Claire goes to see luke at college. She wants Luke to turn in her old paper for a second opinion.

Phil's class is enjoying teaching. He doesn't want anyone to drop the class because he'll go below the minimum. 

Phil is trying to woo Paige to make her stay.

Paige is Luke's girlfriend. She's going to cook for him.

Mitch and Cam got to Jay and now he 

Laura: Did you pre-heat my oven?

Jay: Not on purpose

Gloria was checking on Joe to make sure he was wearing his eyepatch and Jay thought Gloria was giving him the stinkeye for taking a selfie with his lady friend.

Mitch and Cam are fighting because Cam is embarrassing him. Cam: You're missing out on life, Mitchell. Take off your shackles and show people who you really are.

Jay walked in and overheard Gloria on the phone. Thought she was talking about him. Joe walks in confesses to everything.

Mitch was the only dad in the audience. He decides he's going to participate. Cam's very proud of Mitchell.

Mitch was out of control knocking things off the stage.

Paige is making dinner for Luke and he leaves the room. Phil sits down and starts to eat the ravioli because he thinks Paige is coming on to him.

Claire is upset she changed her paper.

While Luke is out of the room, Phil comes in and eats all the food. Turns out she had a crush on Phil and was using Luke. Her father abandoned her when she was a child. He was a real estate agent and into magic.

Phil: Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.

Claire: Should we be concerned about group-molesting Serge?