Nurse Jackie Quotes

O’Hara: I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.

Gloria: I’m not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ’s sake. Jackie: No you weren’t.

Jackie [on Grace]: She’d rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.

Coop: I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?

Zoey: I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.

Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger. Jackie: You have no idea.

Jackie: My house? My kids? Are you out of your fucking mind?

Akalitus: I like to hide my humanity. Or at least keep it to a minimum.

Fitch: Jump on the social networking trend. You won’t regret it.

Jackie: Are you wearing perfume? Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?