Nurse Jackie Quotes

Thor: These gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ. Zoey: That’s the third time you said that today. Thor: Like your material is so fresh.

Jackie: By the way, your husband’s testicles have migrated. I’ll let you know if we find them.

Jackie: Page urology. Fitch: That’s my call. I get to say that: page urology.

O’Hara: If you wanna avoid people from your past, I recommend moving to another country. Worked for me.

Fitch: No worries, man, I sent out a Tweet saying you were totally alive! Eddie: Please, don’t do that.

Fitch: I’m on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan. Eddie: I don’t know what to say about that. Fitch: I know, right?!?

Jackie: There are good lies and there are bad lies. It’s a little complicated.

Kevin: Most rich people live in houses, not hotels. Jackie: That doesn’t make her crazy.

Fitch: I know this guy. He told me I was super handsome, like Clark Gable. God: I retract!

Fitch [Tweeting]: If I said “cys fib,” would people know that’s Cystic Fibrosis? Jackie: If I said FU, would you know that’s “eat shit?”