Nurse Jackie Quotes

Jackie: How can you read this crap? Thor: Please, don’t amplify my shame.

O’Hara : Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned? Jackie: That’s like seeing Santa naked. It’s not right.

God: You know, when I hit my head, I’ve seen something. Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?

Dr. O’Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome. Jackie: I don’t know why she wanted to send…

Eddie: I’m seeing someone, but she’s married… with two kids. Kevin: Sounds like a rough road. Eddie: You have no idea.

Eddie [to Jackie]: I met Kevin. Nice bar you two have.

Jackie [to Fitch]: You’re a moron.

Zoey: Honesty is the best policy. Jackie: No, it’s not.

Zoey [to a film critic]: So, why do you feel as though Hollywood has such disdain for cats?

Jackie: You’re not a bad guy. Fitch: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.