Nurse Jackie Quotes

Zoey: What’s larger: morbidly obese or super obese?

Zoey: You and Eddie are really cute together. Jackie: I am not afraid to kill you in front of a priest.

Mo-mo: What’s up with O’Hara? Jackie: Who knows. Mo-mo: Usually she says hello. Jackie: No, she only says hello when she’s bored. Or when…

O’Hara: I think of you like a sister. Jackie: Think again.

Jackie: Fun? This is not fun. This is f–king hard.

Melissa [about Jackie]: I don’t remember her. Coop: She’s only a nurse.

Zoey: I haven’t been able to go all day. Jackie: Zoey, you can’t talk to me when you’re peeing.

Jackie: Get out. We don’t [take drugs] here. Temp: It takes one to know one.

Mrs. Akalitus (to Jackie): We’re four nurses short. Well, you are. I’m fine.

Mo-mo: So, what happened? Jackie: I didn’t realize it was our anniversary and that makes me a terrible person. Mo-mo: Anniversary?…