Nurse Jackie Quotes

Jackie: Who’s Rex Ryan? Thor: Head Coach of the Jets, hello! You people are barbarians.

Zoey: Did you get my emails? Jackie: No. Zoey: Did you check your email? Jackie: No.

O’Hara: You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.

Gloria: We’re having a baby! How’s Disneyland? Jackie: Disneyland sucks.

Laura: Painkillers kill the pain, you did not get this sick by yourself.

Laura: You’re good at your job, you suck at life.

Laura: you come from a very fu-ked up place. Jackie: I come from Queens.

Thor: Quantum Bay? More like Quantanamo Bay.

Coop: Helipad? Hella yes!

Jackie: I did a bad thing and I need your help. O’Hara: … well done. And shame on you.