Nurse Jackie Quotes

Coop: We have the same favorite book. Eddie: I hate to kill the vibe. But lots of people like The Kite Runner.

Zoey: You have a crush on Jackie! Lenny: She just scares me a little. Okay, a lot.

Zoey [to Lenny]: If you go into cardiac arrest, I will kill you.

Coop: Dudeville, population three: booya!

O’Hara: You broke my heart, Jackie.

Zoey: At this very moment, I have no desire to stab you in the neck. Lenny: Cool!

Thor: You get to stand there and look pretty. Coop: I can do that.

Zoey: It would be too much pressure to date God.

Akalitus: I know Michelle Obama. Father: Excuse Me? Akalitus: You heard me.

Zoey: If you want company I’m totes avail. Totally available.