Nurse Jackie Quotes

Eddie [to Coop]: Jackie is married, you stupid fucking goat.

Zoey: Sam, I have a sensitivity question about male piercings.

Zoey: Are you asking me to cover for you? Jackie: Yes. Zoey: I’ve dreamt about this day.”

Jackie: I don’t care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little fucker. Akalitus: Who’s they? Jackie: That would be me.

Jackie: You don’t need to be married to love him. It’s just a piece of paper.

Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I’m talking about? Jackie: Actually, I don’t.

Zoey [to Jackie and Eddie]: Remember that time I walked in on you guys?

Akalitus: No lunch for Thor today. He has to drop all that weight. Thor: I can hear you. Akalitus: Still gotta lose all that weight!

Zoey: Having Lenny scares me… oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!

Zoey: Are you sexually active? Patient: No. I pretty much just lie there.