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Everyone is upset with the new food being served.

New security guard Charlie tells Pennsatucky they need to go on a run. They bond over donuts.

Alex catches Lolly snooping around her cube area and becomes suspicious. Lolly keeps showing up around Alex. Piper asks Lolly why she keeps starring at Alex. She says it’s because Alex keeps looking at her. Unbeknownst to Alex, Lolly is keeping a record of Alex’s daily routine in a notebook.

More of Alex’s past is revealed starting with the death of her mother. She gets into trouble with Kubra. He has her partner killed, but spares her.

Sophia gets more worried about her son’s behavior.

Piper is preoccupied with her new business. She bribes the other inmates with flavor packets for their help in wearing the panties. She makes an overzealous speech.

More inmates get hooked on Crazy Eyes erotic story. They demand new chapters. Poussey gets drunk again and cries after reading more of the story.

Soso becomes more depressed.

Daya meets with Mendez’s mom again. She says she wants her to have the baby. When Daya hears about her mom’s demands for money, she comes clean about the baby not being George’s.

The MCC gets suspicious of all the kosher meals inmates are eating. Caputo feels left out of decision making. Pearson goes to a meeting where he addresses some of Caputo’s concerns, but no one wants to listen. It turns out he works for his dad. Pearson takes a tough approach on Caputo when he realizes Caputo leaves early on Thursdays.

Orange is the New Black
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Orange is the New Black Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Killers don't look like killers if they're good at their jobs.


I don't know what is going to happen, and if you guys don't get out of here, I can't write it to find out. So, if you love Time Hump Chronicles, please leave”.

Crazy Eyes