Orange is the New Black Season 3

"Trust No Bitch"

Miracles and converstions occur, but Piper and Caputo know that some situations can't be dealt with through spiritual means.

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"Don't Make Me Come Back There"

Daya goes into labor. Sophia suffers a hate crime. Stella helps Piper with a business snag. Taystee takes on a new role.

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"We Can Be Heroes"

Caputo’s history of nice guys finish last is revealed. The correctional officers want to unionize. Angie is accidently released from prison.

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"A Tittin' and A Hairin'"

Pennsatucky, Piper, Crazy Eyes and Lorna get closer with their new admirers. Tensions between Sophia and Gloria, and Alex and Lolly escalate.

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"Where My Dreidel At"

Too many inmates seem to be getting religion, so a rabbi comes to visit and Leanne tries to organize Norma's followers.

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"Fear, and Other Smells"

Alex becomes paranoid when she sees Lolly everywhere. Crazy Eyes’ erotic fiction is a hit with the inmates. Pennsatucky makes a new friend. Daya comes clean about the baby.

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Norma's popularity grows as more inmates think she is a spiritual force. Caputo worries about the new hires. Piper starts a new business venture.

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"Ching Chong Chang"

Regime change isn't going over well with the staff, but Red makes it work for her. Lorna finds a way to meet men. Chang shows her private side.

"Fake It Till You Fake It Some More"

Rumors fly among the inmates about a new, higher-paying job assignment, especially when they have to take a test for it.

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"Finger In The Dyke"

Big Boo works on a new way to make money. Daya's fears about Bennett and Crazy Eyes' denial about Vee come to a head. Caputo tries to save the prison from closing.

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"Empathy Is a Boner Killer"

Nicky finds herself in a complicated situation regarding her stash. Alex and Piper work out their issues in drama class.

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"Bed Bugs and Beyond"

Tempers flare when bed bugs invade, as Alex cracks, Red lashes out at Piper, Aleida interferes with Daya and Bennett, and Caputo gets bad news.

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"Mother's Day"

Caputo's kinder, gentler new regime includes organizing a Mother's Day fair for the inmates that brings up a LOT of mixed feelings about family.

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Show:
Orange is the New Black
Season:
3
Air Dates:
Total Episodes:
13

Orange is the New Black Season 3 Quotes

Maybe you should stop punishing yourself. I mean, what does a good mother do? A good mother does what's best for her children. And maybe what was best for your children was wipin' 'em out before they had to lead miserable f*cking lives.

Big Boo

Lorna: How does that work, with you being a lady-man and all? Do you and his mother both celebrate the day?
Sophia: You really wanna be callin' me a lady-man when I got a fistful of your hair in my hand?
Lorna: Oh, I just thought it sounded nice. I don't know from these things. That's why I'm askin' questions.