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Humperdoo walks in to get the Tom/Brady shot and is going to receive Genesis. Jesse gives Allfather the gun, tells him about Herr Starr wanting to kill him and asks to die on his knees like a Christian. He placed the sensor on Allfather and it shocked him when he hit the button. Jesse shoots the guards and injects Allfather in the neck with the Tom/Brady. 

Jesse puts the sensor on, puts Genesis in Allfather and blows him up. Genesis comes back to Jesse. Allfather is blown to smithereens.

Featherstone is singing Onward Christian Soldiers as she's being led to Hell by the Angel of Death. Angel of Death strangles her and tells her to stop singing. Featherstone has tears in her eyes. 

They're about to board the bus when Tulip arrives. She wants her briefcase. "What about Stan's bitch?" Tulip

She's trying to talk the angel of death into getting her briefcase back. Featherstone can't say anything because she's being strangled. Tulip walks off with the briefcase. Featherstone is choking and yelling. Tulip tells the Angel of Death Featherstone isn't Tulip. Eugene gives her away and Tulip is boarded on the bus to Hell.

The vampire leader is trying to explain to Cassidy why he kills the vampires. He wants Cassidy to do it with him. Cassidy tries to stop him and they start to fight. "I'd rather be sad." Cassidy

The vampire guy wins.

Herr Starr is impressed with what Jesse did. Jesse's soul falls out of Allfather's butthole. Starr and Jesse fight for it. Jesse tries to strangle Starr with intestines. Jesse eats his soul. He uses Genesis. Allfather and the Grail have taken over all the nuclear weapons. They will start the apocalypse when the signal plays. They'll release Humperdoo to the world and they'll either accept him or reject him. Either way, the world is over.

Afterward, the unbelievers will burn, and the rest will follow Humperdoo.

Jesse: "I am NEVER going to be your Messiah."

Humperdoo is the backup. Jesse plans to kill Humperdoo, so he can't take over. 

The Hell bus is going to Hell. Tulip is trying to get out. All Tulip's noise made The Saint get up and walk to the Angel of Death in the front. 

"She saved your ass back there." Jody 

Jody and Featherstone hit something in the road. Featherstone leaves and doesn't feel bad at all about Tulip.

Cassidy is hiding in a coffin from the other vampire. He sneaks out and tells everyone. They don't believe him because he told them the same thing about Cassidy.

Eugene wants them all to escape together. Tulip has a plan. Tulip opens the bottom of the bus. She asks for Hitler's buttons. The Saint finds out that Tulip and Eugene aren't dead. He's not happy about it. 

Eugene: How do you know all this stuff?

Tulip: Fostercare

Tulip's plan failed. 

Jesse goes in with Humperdoo. He sees nuclear bombs in his eyes. He holds a gun to his forehead. Herr begs him not to shoot because they need a Messiah. Jesse doesn't shoot. Jesse sees something. He walks out of the room. He walks back in and re-dresses Humperdoo like the clones. He releases them all into the public.

Jesse smashes Tom/Brady. He commands Custer wear no more hats. 

Hoover walks in the building.

Jesse commands everything stop.

The vampire and his crew stake Cassidy to the pool board. They're going to burn him alive. 

Back on Hell bus. Eugene wants to build a bomb. It inspired Tulip. She gets up and goes to the front of the bus.

Starr is trying on wigs. Hoover tells them he's a vampire. 

Tulip approaches the Angel of Death. Tulip has to go to the bathroom. She's messing with the Saint. She's starting trouble. The Saint is walking after her. He smacks her and cracks the window on the bus. 

The old lady is cleaning up after the vampires and Cassidy asks for a drink. She gives him a drink. He asks her to call Lisa and tell her he's sorry.

Hitler is about to escape out the window and take Tulip's opportunity when a bomb goes off and crashes the bus, flipping it on its side. It's the Nazi's that Hitler called.

TC is making Grandma some tea. She was having a dream. TC is upset Jesse and Jody aren't back. She knows Jesse is coming to kill her.

The firetruck brings Jesse back to Angelville. He lights a cigarette and walks down the road to Grandma's.

 

Show:
Preacher
Season:
Episode Number:
9
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Preacher Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

What about Satan's bitch?

Tulip

I'd rather be sad.

Cassidy