Private Practice Quotes

Sam: (to Naomi) You talked about this practice. The way it’s supposed to run. The way we’re supposed to treat our patients. You talked…

Naomi: I want to do something bad. Oh no, no, no, it’s not bad, actually I think it’s going to make me feel good, only Sam and Addison…

(Addison and Kevin are in bed together) Addison: Wow! Kevin: Better. Addison: Better? What, than me? Kevin: No. Better. My wounds. I’m…

(Kevin is sitting on the stairs) Addison: How was work? Kevin: This is as far as I got. Addison: You been sitting here all day? Kevin:…

Lockhart: I like you, Monty. Let me take you out to dinner, show you I’m grateful. And I’m not as bad as you think. Addison: I’ll take…

Violet (to Pete): What do you have to help with erections? (Pete looks taken aback) Okay, now I’m humiliated.

Charlotte: (to Cooper) Your paranoia is contagious. Let’s get this done. I have sticks and I intend to pee on them. And if your boys swam…

Cooper: How are you feeling? Charlotte: I’m on the pill. Cooper: You’re a doctor. You know that’s not 100%. Charlotte: Cooper, I would…

Pete: Is that Ray Daniels? Sam: Who’s Ray Daniels? Pete: Come on Sam, Rocket-Ray? The Tour de France, Olympic gold medalist. You follow…

Violet: I am sex-less. I am without sex. Which can be healthy. Celibacy in some cultures is seen as a sign of strength. So I am strong. I…