Private Practice Quotes

(Charlotte has just taken the pregnancy test and is waiting for the results with Cooper) Charlotte: Now, all we have to do is wait….

Violet (talking about Doug’s wife): You murdered her. Doug: I put her out of her misery. Violet: No. You put yourself out of your misery.

Cooper: Regular normal people are driven to murder every day. Right, love, love will do it every time. Twisted, sick, messed-up love….

Naomi: Who knew that meaningless sex could be amazing? Violet: You had meaningless sex? Congratulations.

Naomi: Where’s the prodigal brother? Addison: He’s showing Kevin around, hopefully making nice. Apparently Archer didn’t appreciate Kevin…

Addison: Power. Speed. Control. Who knew go-kart racing could be better than sex?

Charlotte (to Cooper who is lying on his bed): I’ve brought you a present. {She reveals the chocolate paint on her body) It’s all edible….

Pete: I am thinking we should hit a bar tonight after work. Try again. There are so many beautiful women in L.A.. Sam: Pete, Naomi and I,…

(Addison is driving and talking on the phone with Naomi) Naomi: Hey, Addison. Addison: I think I may have gone too far. Naomi: With what?…

Addison: Cooper the Internet dater is in a healthy relationship and my too-good-to-be-true boyfriend thinks I’m a psychotic bunny boiler.